M (3 yo): grabs toy phone, gets in toy car, waits for me to answer phone
Me: Hello?
M: Hi, it’s me.
Me: Hi, how are you?
M: I’m going to see the Empire movie but there aren’t going to be any villains in it, only heroes. Darth Vader isn’t going to be in it.

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