Me: Whoa, Muppets Now crashed Disney+!
Internet: No, Kimberly. Beyoncé did it.
Me: squinting Or was it The Muppets?
Internet: No. It was not.
Mom. PhD. Once and future school librarian. Freelance academic. Citizen of Romancelandia. I manage multiple chronic illnesses. I love books and games. 🌈♿
Me: Whoa, Muppets Now crashed Disney+!
Internet: No, Kimberly. Beyoncé did it.
Me: squinting Or was it The Muppets?
Internet: No. It was not.