Little known facts about The Incredible Hulk, according to my almost-two-year-old:

1. He plays soccer.
2. He has a yellow parasol.
3. He can turn into a hawk.
4. He can swim, too.
5. He's a big shark.

You know you’re from Durham when your toddler distinguishes food trucks from all other trucks. #portlandofthepiedmont #bullcity

Fundamental parenting truth: the night before you plan to commit to eating healthier is the night your child will not sleep. (This message brought to you by cookies in the office breakroom and stevia-sweetened soda.)

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Another day, another rejection. #shareyourrejections

The top of my dresser has been a mess for weeks. Took less than 15 minutes to get it in shape while the kid was napping.

Dear LIS researchers of the early oughts, Second Life is not a game. Please stop clogging up my literature search results. Thanks!

All you really need to know about me to understand me is that my high school years were bookended by Clueless and 10 Things I Hate About You. 

Disappearing from most of the Interwebs until after Labor Day. See y’all later! (Deleting Twitter, Instagram, & Fb Messenger from my phone.)

Submitted a paper to a conference before I’d run the study. One reviewer suggested the study shouldn’t be run at all. Another said it was an interesting study & hoped I’d still run it in spite of the rejection. (It was not ready for prime time, essentially.) #ShareYourRejections