Art by Mari Andrew.

If you are a person for whom Mother’s Day is less fraught, perhaps you spent it like I did: claiming “me-time” by buying flowers and cards at Target while your partner played with the kid at home, hosting a gluten free brunch for your mother and mother in law, getting a little tipsy on mimosas, and napping.

And then getting up with every intention of taking a shower and realizing that no, you need even more napping.

As my kid would say, “Night night!”