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Made a less-paleo, less-vegan version of beaming baker’s 2 ingredient 5 minute homemade fudge, adding sea salt so it’s technically 3 ingredients. (The other two ingredients are chocolate chips and almond butter.) I was sad because the leftover holiday fudge is full of corn syrup. I’m avoiding corn since it makes me feel like garbage. This isn’t a perfect substitute, but it’s tasty in its own right. 🍫

M (3 yo): grabs toy phone, gets in toy car, waits for me to answer phone
Me: Hello?
M: Hi, it’s me.
Me: Hi, how are you?
M: I’m going to see the Empire movie but there aren’t going to be any villains in it, only heroes. Darth Vader isn’t going to be in it.

I just realized that the frequency with which I suggest purchases for my local library makes me essentially a volunteer collections development librarian who contributes about 30 minutes of service a year. I’M SO HELPFUL.